Greetings gentleman! No need to cry. While it's true you can't be a Dirty Girl, you CAN be a Dirty Dude!
Our Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday training groups are always coed! We've got a posse of "Dudes" man enough to run with Dirty Girls, and we love them! You even get your own logo, bumper stickers, and technical running shirts (which are highly coveted, fyi).
On rare occasions we might try to persuade you to don a pink tutu for a race. You can always say no, of course. But haven't you heard? Pink tutus are way more macho than tattoos.